but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
"this ones big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"
Nice cool popsicles are a great relief for a sore throat. Just let little pieces melt down your throat instead of sucking on it.
It might sound strange, but a cocktail of horseradish, honey and cloves guarantees to soothe a sore throat. Combine a tablespoon of horseradish and a teaspoon each of honey and ground cloves with 8 ounces of warm water. It’ll be gross, but no one ever said medicine tasted good.
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”